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Funky Cold Medina Lyrics

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[ VERSE 1 ]


Cold coolin at a bar, and I'm lookin for some action


But like Mike Jagger said, I can't get no satisfaction


The girls are all around, but none of them wanna get with me


My threads are fresh and I'm lookin def, yo, what's up with L-o-c?


The girls is all jockin at the other end of the bar


Havin drinks with some no-name chump, when they know that I'm the star


So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina


I asked the guy, "Why you so fly?" he said, "Funky Cold Medina"





Funky Cold Medina





[ VERSE 2 ]


This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks


Put a little Medina in your glass, and the girls'll come real quick


It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac


A couple of sips of this love potion, and she'll be on your lap


So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg


Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me and did the wild thing on my leg


He used to scratch and bite me, before he was much much meaner


But now all the poodles run to my house for the Funky Cold Medina





You know what I'm sayin?


I got every dog in my neighborhood breakin down my door


I got Spuds McKenzie


Alex from Stroh's


They won't leave my dog alone with that Medina, pal





[ VERSE 3 ]


I went up to this girl, she said, "Hi, my name is Sheena"


I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina


She said, "I'd like a drink," I said, "Ehm - ok, I'll go get it"


Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips, and I knew that she was with it


So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned


But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man


So I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener


You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina





You know, ain't no plans with a man


This is the 80's, and I'm down with the ladies


Ya know?





Break it down





[ VERSE 4 ]


Back in the saddle, lookin for a little affection


I took a shot as a contestant on _The Love Connection_


The audience voted, and you know they picked a winner


I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner


She had a few drinks, I'm thinkin soon what I'll be gettin


Instead she started talkin 'bout plans for our weddin


I said, "Wait, slow down, love, not so fast says, I'll be seein ya"


That's why I found you don't play around with the Funky Cold Medina





Ya know what I'm sayin


That Medina's a monster, y'all





Funky Cold Medina